Een smoothie van lyrics

Wel Piet, wat halen we vandaag door de mixer?
1. Lyrics
2. Een saaie conversatie
3. Een lezerspubliek dat raadt hoeveel liedjes er in onderstaande tekst verwerkt zijn. De klok start… nu!
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“Hey Jude”
- “Hello Mrs Robinson, how are you?”
“Not that good, I wish it would rain down on me now.”
- “Raining men you mean? Come on, you should be glad, we’re walking on sunshine these days. Is there anything I can do to help?”
“Not really thanks, I just don’t feel connected anymore you know, I feel weak, act crazy, lost the lust for life. You know yesterday someone called me an ice queen, can you imagine?”
- “Always look on the bright side of life, even if there are some downfalls. I know, it’s not always easy. Let me guess, is there a man involved?”
“A man? A maniac you mean. I was at this place, the Temple of Love, they were throwing some kind of party. With fascination I was staring at some guy, he seemed quite random, but still had that special look, you know, the look of love, like that guy we met in the summer of ’69?”
- “Wow, that’s a long time ago, so what did you do? Did you sit back and relax or was there no limit that night?”
“Well, you know what they say, girls just wanna have fun and I really don’t wanna miss a thing, so yes after some drinks I shouted some nasty things like’ I’m gonna make you sweat’ and ‘I got my mind set on you’.”
- “Did it work?”
“It did, and frankly he was quite direct. He said things like ‘I want you ‘ and after some drinks, well the conversation got really hot.”
- “Tell me!”
“He babbled about sowing some seeds of love, whispering ‘I want your sex’ in my ear!”
- “Oh my god and what did you do at that time, tell him to beat it?”
“Actually no, before I knew it I was shouting ‘encore une fois’!!”
- “You did not! Did you two jump around if you know what I mean?”
“Time after time…”
- “So things went bad afterwards?”
“He was cold the morning after and asked me to leave. So I left, sat down by the water some time, wondering what love is, that you can’t hurry love, bla bla. It’s my life, but I don’t seem to be able to control it the way I want it. I’m nobody’s wife and am definitely not part of that average bunch of shiny happy people.”
- “Life is life Annie, you don’t need to control it, just go with the flow. Now is the time to start enjoying life.”
“Now? How soon is now? It should have started yesterday!”
- “You know what? You know I’m into folk right? Well, tonight it’s folk night at the local pub and afterwards a big party. We’ll have some drinks, fight for our right to party and who knows, maybe a DJ may save your life!”